Pee Before Intermission
Lines for the ladies bathroom always suck.
I never understand why they don't make ladies bathrooms larger.
But, lets face it. You gotta go.
The best time to go is right before the opener is done.
Chances are that the opener sucks anyway, so you won't be missing anything.
If you wait till after the opener, then everybody will be in line.
If you go during the band's set, then you are missing the show.
So, remember: So before the intermission.