How to Stay Clean at Coachella
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As far as big, outdoor music festivals go, Coachella is one of the cleanest
you can find. The arid, desert climate has very low humidity and there's
almost no chance of precipitation (i.e. mud). The Empire Polo Field is covered
with well-manicured, green grass. Despite all this, it's still pretty easy to
develop a thin layer of "Coachella funk" all over your body. This is usually
due to working up a sweat, and then having dust stick to that sweat before it
dries... and before you know it, there's a layer of grime all over you. The
pathways leading from the parking lots to the festival can get very dusty; the
trucks, and staffers riding ATV's kick up a up of dust too. And if the winds
start blowing, there can be dust clouds blowing all over the place.
Things You'll Need
Handi-wipes or baby wipes
STEP 1: TAKE A SHOWER! If you're camping on-site, you can
take a shower right there on the festival grounds (on-site campers have
access to the "shower trailer"). If your crew rents an RV, many of them
have on-board showers. But for most of us, this means taking a shower back
at the hotel room, so wait to take one right before you get in the car to
drive to the festival. Use lots of deodorant!
STEP 2: DRESS APPROPRIATELY. Some people go for style
rather than comfort at Coachella. Beck said it best, between songs during
his surprise appearance at the blazing hot 2004 Coachella Festival... "I
feel bad for all the Goth kids, dressed in all black, melting in the sun
today. I was thinking about going goth this past week, but I decided to
put it off until after the festival - for health reasons."
To be sure, if you wear too much clothing in 100+ degree weather, you're
gonna be dripping sweat all day, and smelling really rank by nighttime.
STEP 3: BABY WIPES ARE YOUR FRIEND. At your local Target,
they have a section for travel-size toiletries where you can find small
packets of handi-wipes or baby wipes. Buy a couple packets and toss them
in your backpack - they'll come in handy throughout the weekend. Use them
to wipe that inevitable layer of dust and grime off your face, hands,
arms... hell, even your armpits and "down below" if necessary. They'll
even work as a substitute for toilet paper if you find yourself in a
porto-potty with no TP. Even better are the larger "bathing wipes"
like No-Rinse® which you can find at stores like REI and Sport Chalet.
STEP 4: BRING DEODORANT. Sometime around twilight, wipe
yourself down with a couple baby wipes and re-apply deodorant. Your
friends will thank you when you're pressed up against them for two hours
during the headliner. You can find small, travel-size deodorant in that
same travel toiletries section at Target.
STEP 5: RINSE AND REPEAT. If you don't mind getting your
clothes wet (and if it's 100 degrees again this year, you probably won't)
you could always take a couple bottled waters and just dump them over your
head. Or, you could head over to the tropical "Misting Oasis" and stick
your head in the fountain.